How to ride a cock and enjoy it!

Well, this isn't propperly an article, written just for pleasure of party girls. I've searched in the deepenings of Google and found an old cowboy near somewhere in Texas, USA.

He just told us to shup the fuck up and listen, cause that's what matters!

To begin he asked us a few questions:
- do you know how to give a knot like a cowboy?
- can you shake your legs like a pussy girl?
- can you hold your moustache with nose?
- how long are your fingernails ?

Well, at the beggining we're sad, but he understood that we were a young groups of portuguese idiots that know about their country's root and history and at the same time that didn't wear moustache. Poor of us by then!

Now we resume it, just for you in five simple steps:

- go to nails'R'us and buy a pack of Chicken'Nails ($223.20)
- Buy a Gato Fedorento Lopes da Silva Premium DVD ($29.32), 'cause it includes the moustache.
- See the Village People - In The Navy's Videoclip, to learn navy's collection of knots.
- Lots and lots of gimnasium's work to reinforce your nose's muscle.

Resuming it now: take a rope, give it a cowboy's knot, throw it to your cock's head and pull it. Hold it tigh to ensure your defense. A cock can be dangerous if he doesn't want to be rided.

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